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[ndw]

DUONET ID: pnssr

"Huh? Looks like I'm famous."

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[ndw]

[ ??? ]

the house??

[pyojeol]

yeah
u know how it's sentient and shit
don't tell me u haven't noticed...........

[ndw]

i noticed [ he's not an IDIOT!! ]

i never tried talking to it

[pyojeol]

sometimes it gets you stuff when you ask
like snacks or extra towels

[ndw]

[ o_o ]

really living in the lap of luxury here

what are you worried might've killed your friend?

[pyojeol]

[will ww say a prayer for him...]

who said im worried
and he's not my friend
he's just an idiot that i have to look after because he dies all the time

[ndw]

[ no ]

all the time? as in more than once?

[pyojeol]

yeah
he has like a martyr self sacrifice kink or something

[ndw]

[ HE'S OBVIOUSLY CURIOUS HOW YOU CAN DIE MORE THAN ONCE but fine ]

huh i know one like that too

but it's not like it's dangerous around here

[pyojeol]

[STOP THAT'S A SECOND DATE CONVERSATION]

since when has that ever stopped them? we could be on vacation and they'd be somewhere dead in a ditch

[DON'T JUST ASSIGN VASH DEAD

anyway she looks for a meme to encapsulate this situation even though this rando she's texting might pull a dimitri and not know what a meme is]

[pyojeol]

[she sends one]

[pyojeol]

[






wait that's not a meme]

ignore that

[ndw]

[ the way im not even home but i must tag back sooyoung thirst trap

anyway he's just like what ]

oh

i get it now

[ this is a BOOTY CALL ]

[pyojeol]

[SPOON..... flings you into the air]

what do you get

[HELLO?]

[ndw]

there ain't any friend is there

[pyojeol]

I DIDNT MAKE HIM UP JUST TO HIT ON YOU

[ndw]

[ didn't u tho... ]

you're lonely enough to start making friends with the house...

[pyojeol]

[NO??]

yeah it just told me that it's gonna throw you down the stairs for me

[ndw]

and then you'll conveniently come to my rescue

i get your game

[pyojeol]

WHAT GAME
HOW WOULD I RESCUE YOU I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[ndw]

i don't buy that for a second

[pyojeol]

[goal: immediately hunt pnssr down and kill them]

ill show up just to stand over your lifeless body

[ndw]

[ sooyoung... on the hunt for pnssr... ]

ha! so you do know who i am

[pyojeol]

[STOP]

all i have to do is look for a brat

[ndw]

i'd say that makes you a cranky ol' granny but...

i guess i can see that ain't true